High grades in school facilitate admittance into better colleges, and subsequently higher paying jobs. Kids who get high grades likely owe it to their parents, natural aptitude, and other unfair advantages.

Carlos (right) is a C student, but he knows that even if he fails his next test, Ernesto (pictured left, an A student) will make up the difference

Therefore, it is important to distribute grades to ensure fairness and equality amongst students. It will also prevent good students from capitalizing on their good grades and unfairly being offered higher paying jobs than those who received lower marks, or failed out of school.

For example: Susie gets a 97 out of 100 on a test, an A, but Bobby, a poor student, gets a 78 out of 100, a C! Two of Susie’s points should be distributed to Bobby so that he gets an 80, a B, and Susie still has an A. Everyone wins.

Another example: lets say that Gertrude receives a 98 / 100 on a test, while Billy and Fredrick get a 52 and 60 respectively. Billy has an F and Fredrick has a D. Gertrude can distribute 28 of her points, which bumps her down to a 70, a C, and using those points, she can give Fredrick 10 points, bumping him up to a C, and she can give Billy 18 points, which will bump him up to a C as well. Everyone gets a passing grade!

Having read these basic examples, it’s easy to see that everyone is better off when grades are distributed from students receiving higher grades, to other students with lower grades, so that everyone gets by. It’s time for the “straight A students” to start showing a little school spirit and helping out their fellow classmates in the form of sharing their grades.

*This is a satirical post.*